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©2017 EWK

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Royal Flush

. on the throne down the drain clear the pipes royal flush . . . ~ an EWK Poo’em   ©2016 EWK

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Kawasaki Kringle

Could a crimson caped & capped Kris Kringle carry considerable Christmas curiosities as he can while casually commandeering a chromed, classic ‘Kawasaki’ cruising cross-country to considerable consecutive criss crossings to console continentally covetous kids? ~ an EWK Poe’em   ©2014

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Sad Santa Seized

Sad Santa seized since sleigh riding so soon since sipping cinnamon Schnapps. Several serious certificates signed as so surely a shame since he was sighted sleighing so shifty & so speedily. Sheriff Steven Sirocco secures silver shackles so suspected Santa

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Inside Out

I wear my shirts inside out. My pants; I often do too. Seams all exposed as sewn, And those scratchy little labels; All on the outside, shown. It’s a habit of my expression I often wear my clothes outside in.

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A Leftover Limerick

I dreamed of sailing in a regatta  In an ocean of cheesy ricotta It was not as you’d think I didn’t sleep a wink Up at night with a plate of lasagna. ~ an EWK Limerick Poe’em   ©2016 EWK (inspired by

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Happy Pi Day!

Happy 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058038150193511253382430035587640247496473263914199272604269922796782354781636009341721641219924586315030286182974555706749838505494588586926995690927210797509302955321165344987202755960236480665499119881834797753566369807426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016145249192173217214772350141441973568548161361157352552133475741849468438523323907394143334547762416862518983569485562099219222184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786085784383827967976681454100953883786360950680064225125205117392984896084128488626945604241965285022210661186306744278622039194945047123713786960956364371917287467764657573962413890865832645995813390478027590… Day! ~ Eric (how about another piece of Pi?) What Pi is.  Pi = 3.141592654 3.     What Pi is. 1      a 4      mathematical 1      name 5      for irrational 9      digits pertaining to a circle 2      where by 6     

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Time Can be Elastic

TIME CAN BE AN ELASTIC SUBSTANCE; like a bubble blown from a fresh stick of gum. Or time can so very rigid as an old wad of previously chewed chewing gum abandoned to the forgotten bottoms of the cafeteria tables

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Tick Tock Time ~ a rewinder reminder

Tick tock… Time to turn time FORWARD! Commence calibrating clocks and cuckoos consecutively clockwise. Caution! Could cause considerable consternation; choreographed care of cosmically-computed chronographs keeping chronological clocks conclusively clicking… Causing cross-country commenting and commotion… Consider copious cups of coffee? Grab

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Another Butter

Peanut butter… Mmm… make a sandwich, slices of bread… Crisped slabs of toast, plunged up from slots, bounding up, so warm and so hot… Here’s where some butter would hit the right spot. I must find a butter in time…

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Bingo Betty

Bingo Betty of Boise bets big. Being a bigwig basement bingo Bouffant beauty; Betty is busy beside her bingo board blotting bottle, Bible & Bic. Betty’s bus beckons. Ball bin bounces… “B4!”  Betty blots a blank. Bingo! ~ an EWK

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Nature’s Torture

Too much to shovel I need a Chiropractor Nature’s torture test. ~ an EWK Haiku Poe’em   ©2016 EWK

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A J’oak I Wrote

Here’s a “J’oak”… Two trees are sitting across from each other at a bar.   Swaying in a similar breeze, the guy tree uproots from his spot to transplant himself to another toad “stool” next to her.  He is sure to buy her

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Go With the Flow

A piss at midnight. Urge to awake from sleep, time to go with the flow. ~ an EWK Haiku Poe’em   ©2016 EWK (inspired by a mid-life life)

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Earth’s Haiku

The Earth keeps turning People live here day by day Hang on tight, ok? ~ The globe slowly spins Time is relative they say, Go ask your Uncle. ~ It’s Monday again Sunrise comes but once a day Following the

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Swimsuit Santa

Merry Christmas!  It has been such a very unusually warm Christmas day here in Baltimore, Maryland; USA. No snow, wherever you go.  It seems like this is the way the weather has been all around the world this year. Wishing everyone

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Tick tock… turn back the clocks!

Tick tock… Time to turn time BACKWARDS! Commence calibrating clocks and cuckoos consecutively counter-clockwise. Caution! Could cause considerable consternation; choreographed care of cosmically-computed chronographs keeping chronological clocks conclusively clicking… Causing cross-country commenting and commotion… Consider copious cups of coffee? Grab

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Parquet

Floor smooth as butter. Was the hardwood newly waxed? No, it is parquet. ~ an EWK Haiku Poe’em   ©2015 EWK

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