A J’oak I Wrote

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Here’s a “J’oak”…

Two trees are sitting across from each other at a bar.  

Swaying in a similar breeze, the guy tree uproots from his spot to transplant himself to another toad “stool” next to her.  He is sure to buy her a drink, just as she is sure this guy is just another sap. 
Her doubts are soon pruned from her conscience as he lumbers near
and she “barks” a pulpy, “Hi, I’m Clora”. … he says, “Phil”.

His reply, “Wood you like another round?”
“It’s been a long time since a guy has “bot any” for me. 
The last guy that got me drunk had 2 by 4… wood yew?”

~ Eric
p.s. –  It sort of leaves you pining for more, doesn’t it?  

Yew saw that one coming. Awl right, I will cut it out? Oak kay, that one had your sides splitting like kindling, fir sure. 

~ an EWK J’oak   ©2016 EWK

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3 comments on “A J’oak I Wrote
  1. Good joke. Thanks for the visit and follow.


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